Oh Transy Transy Transy
In Transylvania only
I long all in vain to be
I wouldn't be a wreck then
Or such a morose psycho
In the crypt's deadly revel
A life of horror would do
With amiable monsters
So greatly terrifying
Brave bats crease everyone up
Oh much resounding clapping
Oh Transy Transy Transy
That would be such a happy
Bolshoi Big Hot-cha-cha
Long live oh live forever
Tovarisch Drakula

Oh Transy Transy Transy
In Transylvania only
I long all in vain to be
To dwell in a swell coffin
And Middle Age bone-clatter
Ruins and shrieks of terror
The daze and dazzle greater
Than Hollywood believe me
Not a moonlighting thriller, no
Make -believe tongue tear-out
But real throat -biting frenzy
Oh Transy Transy Transy
That would be such a happy
Bolshoi Big Hot-cha-cha
Long live oh live forever
Tovarisch Drakula

Oh Transy Transy Transy
In Transylvania only
I long all in vain to be
The dawn there smashes and hits
As blush ou a pale dull face
As pallor of a dull face
And swirls the round of corpses
For vampires the best place
The Council of Bloodsuckers
When lose their hair and blow it
In Transsylvania only
Oh baby that's the real hit
Oh Transy, Transy, Transy
That would be such a happy
Bolshoi Big Hot-cha-cha
Long live oh live forever
Tovarisch Drakula

Nevermore Beach (Cal.), 17. Jan. 1988